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A young girl was soon to be going on a date.
As she got herself ready, her grandmother said to her:
“Sit here and let me tell you a few things about young boys...
He is going to try and kiss you; you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that.
He is going to try and feel at your breasts; you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that.
But most importantly...
He is going to try and get on top of you to have his wicked way with you:
You are going to like that too; but don’t let him do that at all...
You are going to like that too; but don’t let him do that at all...
It will disgrace the whole family.”
With that bit of advice, the grand-daughter went out on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
“Grandma, I didn’t let him disgrace the family.
When he tried to get on top of me to have his wicked way, I just turned over.
Then I got on top of him, and disgraced His family instead…”
Granny fainted….
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