The Book's a Lot Better Than the Movie
A Novel by Localad
Act IV: The Last Word (Chapters 25 –
32)
Chapter Twenty-Five:
The Viral Contrast
Social media trends globally with a simple,
unifying phrase: "The book's a lot better than the movie."
By
spring, the phrase had outgrown Meridian Cove entirely.
This is always a danger with phrases. You can mistakenly put eight words
on the internet in the belief that they belong to a particular subject, but the
internet is a large, excitable dog and will always bring them back covered in several
other subjects, somebody’s weekend lunch and an unfinished political argument from 2009.
"THE
BOOK'S A LOT BETTER THAN THE MOVIE" began its life beneath a comparison post about Purradise. A
reader had placed the novel’s final sentence beside the film’s final explosion
and carelessly added the comment almost apologetically, as if reporting a minor
discrepancy in weather.
As
far as anyone could later trace it, said reader, replying to a screenshot had
typed the sentence almost as an afterthought, eight plain words with no
particular ambition behind them, and within days the phrase had detached itself
from its original context entirely, becoming a kind of shorthand that people
used across dozens of widely unrelated posts, threads, and videos, sometimes about Purradise
specifically and increasingly, as the months went on, about anything at all; other
adaptations, other disappointments, a phrase flexible enough to mean 'the
original was more honest' in almost any context where an audience felt that
something true had been sanded down for mass appeal.
Within three days it had already become a slogan.
Within a week it was a verdict.
Within a fortnight, it had been applied to six other film adaptations, two election campaigns, a celebrity marriage, a world cup football match and the redesign of a
popular breakfast cereal.
Localad
watched it happen with a mixture of vindication and bewilderment that he found
difficult, even months later, to fully describe to anyone who hadn't lived
through the specific experience of watching eight words about your own life's
work become, briefly, one of the most-used phrases on the internet. He watched from behind the counter at Harbour &
Page while his private grief became public grammar.
A
late-night television host, doing a segment on disappointing franchise
adaptations, held up a physical copy of Localad's book on air, comparing a
printed passage to the film's shouted equivalent. The audience, trained to applaud jokes, became
unexpectedly still. Then the host played the film clip in which Brick Holland
shouted, “SOME WOUNDS NEED FIRE!” while the sky exploded into a colour normally
seen only in energy drinks.
The audience laughed.
Localad did not. He did not feel angry either, which
surprised him. He felt something gentler and more dangerous: distance.
The film had once seemed capable of swallowing his
entire life. Now it appeared on a studio screen as a loud, expensive
misunderstanding with excellent hair.
The
clip generated more views in a single week than the film's own trailer had
generated in its entire release cycle. A popular animator made a short,
wordless video contrasting the book's quiet final image, Jasmine standing alone
at the Wound, sword lowered, watching the unhealed tear in the sky without
needing it to close, against the film's fiery, explosive equivalent, and the
video was shared, by Localad's rough count before he stopped counting entirely,
somewhere north of four million times.
None
of it, crucially, involved Localad saying a single critical word about the
film. Priya continued to monitor every mention of his name that reached her
attention, and continued to find, month after month, that he had somehow
managed to become the quiet, silent centre of a controversy entirely fuelled by
other people's voices. There were readers, critics, comedians, animators. None
of them bound by any contract at all, all of them saying, freely and loudly,
the things Localad remained legally forbidden from saying himself.
"It's
almost funny," he told Marjory one evening, watching the late-night clip
for perhaps the sixth time, "that the no disparagement clause turned out
to be completely irrelevant. I never had to criticize anything. Everyone else has
done it for me."
"That's
not luck," Marjory said. "That's exactly what happens when the truth is
sitting right there, in plain print, and all anyone has to do is hold it up
next to the thing that replaced it."
The
studio, for its part, issued no public statement about the growing online
contrast, which Desmond later told Localad, in one of their occasional and
increasingly cordial phone calls, had been a deliberate choice — "engaging
with it just extends the story," Desmond explained. "The hope
upstairs is that it burns itself out before the sequel decision has to get
made." Its silence had been
approved by several departments and therefore arrived with great confidence.
“And does silence actually shorten it?” Localad asked.
“No, not really,” Desmond admitted. “But silence is still cheaper and can be described internally as discipline.”
The film’s sequel was now in what the trades called
indefinite development, a phrase meaning that nobody had cancelled it because
cancellation would require a decision.
The news
cycle story did not, in fact, burn itself out; if anything, the studio's
silence read, to an internet audience already primed to distrust corporate
messaging, as a kind of confirmation, and the phrase only spread further for
the lack of any official pushback.
Meanwhile,
Purradise entered its sixth print run.
Localad's
own sales, had now entered a territory he could not have imagined a year earlier
from behind the same counter where he now stood most mornings, still ringing up
the occasional paperback for Mrs. Alvarez, still sweeping the same floor, but
doing so now beneath a new hand-painted sign that Marjory had commissioned as a
surprise. She came in carrying
the heavy wooden sign wrapped in brown paper.
“What’s that?” he asked.
“Punctuation.”
She unwrapped it.
HARBOUR & PAGE’S BOOKSELLERS.
The ampersand had returned. So had the apostrophe.
Beneath the name, and, in smaller letters, she had painted HOME OF PURRADISE.
Localad looked at it for too long.
“You didn’t have to.”
“I’m aware. But that’s how presents work.”
They hung it together while Mrs. Alvarez supervised
from the doorway and offered instructions contradicted by gravity.
“Left,” she called.
“It is left,” said Marjory.
“My left.”
“Your left is currently facing the diner.”
“Then the diner has excellent instincts.”
Mr. Okafor held the ladder steady. He said nothing,
which was the most useful contribution anyone made.
Localad continued opening at seven, sweeping the floor
and recommending mysteries to Mrs. Alvarez, who had now begun telling tourists
she had discovered him.
“I sold you crime novels for twelve years,” Localad
objected.
“Exactly," she replied. "I recognised your potential for suffering.”
Agents called. Consultants proposed expansion. One man
offered a national chain of themed bookshops featuring animatronic cats and
“immersive grief stations.”
Localad declined them all.
He
kept the shop exactly as small and as local as it had always been, resisting,
at every turn, the constructive advice from Dara and others suggesting he capitalize on
the moment in every direction it could conceivably be capitalized on. He
wanted, he told them each in turn, only enough to keep the shop's lights on and
the story available to whoever wanted to read it. Anything more than that felt,
to him, uncomfortably close to the exact hunger that had cost him control of
the story in the first place.
He had finally learned that growth and health were not
synonymous. Tumours, for example, were famous for growth and yet, they rarely won community
awards.
Harbour & Page remained one single shop.
The bell remained cracked.
The phrase THE BOOK'S A LOT BETTER THAN THE MOVIE continued to travel
around the world completely un-abated.
And each morning, beneath the restored punctuation, Localad unlocked the door to the small life he had once mistaken for failure and found it large enough to stand inside.
One morning, Priya called. She was just checking in on him.
“You’re remaining contractually compliant?” she asked.
“I haven’t said anything to anyone. I've not even felt the need to.”
“Precisely. You have just achieved that ever so rare, legal strategy of winning an argument, just by allowing everyone else to notice the evidence. Very well done Localad!”
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Chapter Twenty-Four:
Word of Mouth
The local community rallies behind Localad,
starting a viral internet movement praising the book.
Word of mouth is the world’s oldest ever publishing
technology.
It requires no electricity, no platform strategy and
no agreement on how the word algorithm should be pronounced. It simply runs on
enthusiasm, indignation and the deep human need to tell another person, “You
must read this, because I now require someone else to suffer the feelings it
gave me.”
Purradise spread.
Within
a month, orders for the book began arriving from bookstores Localad had never
heard of, in cities he had never visited, small independent shops that had seen
the photograph circulate and had reached out directly to Harbour Page.
These same independent bookstores began ordering ten
copies, then fifty. So many in fact, the printer two towns inland had added a
night shift and discovered that destiny, unlike most independent authors, paid its
deposits promptly.
There
was no real distributor yet, no formal publishing arrangement, just Localad and
Marjory and, eventually, Priya's granddaughter's college roommate, a recent
business graduate named Dara who volunteered to help manage the sudden flood of
wholesale requests in exchange for a modest fee and, as she put it cheerfully,
"bragging rights forever."
Dara was only twenty-three, she was cheerful and unnervingly
competent with spreadsheets. She created all of the shop's business systems faster than Localad could even misunderstand them.
“We need inventory forecasting,” she said.
“We have boxes.”
“Boxes are not forecasting.”
“Why not, they predict lifting.”
She ignored him with the serene cruelty of the young
toward many analogue jokes.
The online comparisons multiplied.
The
printing operation two towns over, which had never fulfilled an order larger
than a few hundred copies for a local self-published memoir, found itself
running a second and then a third printing within six weeks, and Localad,
standing in his own shop's back room signing invoices at hours he hadn't kept
since the studio's rewrite deadlines, felt a strange, vertiginous echo of the
previous year. Except that this time, every decision that mattered was his
own, made at his own counter, in his own town, with no notes attached explaining
why the version he'd chosen needed tightening.
The
online conversation, meanwhile, had taken on a life entirely independent of
anything Localad or Marjory had planned or predicted. Readers who had seen the
film and been disappointed by it discovered, through the photograph and the
growing wave of reposts, that the actual book existed, unaltered, and
available, and began posting their own comparisons.
Readers placed passages from the book beside scenes
from the film. They discussed Jasmine’s grief, the eleven knights, the singing
mountains and the Wound that remained open. They argued over meanings Localad
had not consciously inserted and found meanings he had inserted so carefully he
had assumed nobody would notice.
Nobody required his permission to understand the book.
That was the great relief.
Screenshots
of the shouted climactic line from the film beside quoted passages from the
book's genuinely quiet ending, threads walking through every major change from
the gender-swapped lead to the consolidated knights to the invented villain who
existed only to give marketing "a face to sell," each post
accumulating its own audience of readers newly curious about a story they'd
previously assumed they already knew from the film's trailer alone.
None
of it came from Localad directly. He was very careful about that, scrupulously
careful, in a way that Priya reviewed with him personally every time a
journalist reached out for comment, which had started happening with increasing
frequency as the story grew.
Journalists called. Priya created a list of approved
truths for him to use.
Localad
gave exactly one interview, to a small literary podcast with an audience of a
few thousand devoted readers, in which he spoke only about the book itself, its
themes, its twenty-year writing process, the town where he'd grown up and the
bookstore where he'd finished it, and declined, politely but firmly, every
question that tried to draw him into comparing it directly to the film.
"Sorry, I signed an agreement not to criticize the adaptation," he told the podcast host, the one moment in the entire interview where he addressed the elephant in the room directly, "and I intend to honour that agreement completely.
There was a pause, during which everyone, including
the listeners several days later, leaned forward.
What
I can tell you is that this book, exactly as it's printed now, is the story I
spent twenty years writing, without a single word changed by anyone but me. I'd
just ask readers to decide for themselves what that means."
Priya, listening remotely, smiled so slightly that
somewhere in the banking circles of the world, a decimal point had moved.
The episode became the podcast’s most downloaded
recording.
It meant, as it turned out, quite a lot to quite a lot of people.
Independent bookstores all across the country, hearing about the underground phenomenon building around a small-town writer's self-published original manuscript, began stocking it. Not because a distributor had pushed it into their catalogue but because their own customers had started asking for it by name, arriving at counters with photographs of Marjory's original post, wanting to know if this particular shop carried "the real version of that fantasy movie book."
The same Booksellers
understood almost immediately what was happening. Booksellers had spent centuries watching other
industries discover literature and announce improvements.
Localad,
watching the numbers climb week over week from a spreadsheet Dara had maintained
with an enthusiasm that bordered on giddy, found himself thinking, more than
once, about that very first night eighteen months earlier, sitting on a box of
unopened paperbacks in the back room of his own shop, listening to Desmond
Ferris describe an option deal worth six figures and believing, in that moment,
that it represented the largest possible version of what his book could ever become.
It
had not been the largest version. It had only been the loudest, the fastest,
the most immediately lucrative. The largest version, it was becoming clear, was
quieter than that, slower, built one reader and one bookstore at a time, out of
exactly the same patient, stubborn honesty that had gotten the book written in
the first place, twenty years earlier, at a counter with a cracked bell and a
coffee press that had belonged to his grandmother.
He
mentioned this, once, to Marjory, late one night while they restocked the
shop's shelves together for the fourth time that month.
"I
think the movie people would call this a smaller success," he said.
"Fewer people. Slower money."
"The
movie people," Marjory said, not looking up from the box she was
unpacking, "haven't checked their own numbers lately then, have they?"
He
hadn't checked them either, in fact, not since the disappointing opening
weekend months earlier. He looked it up that night, more out of curiosity than
anything else, and found exactly what he expected: the film had performed adequately
and unremarkably, already fading from conversation, its sequel reportedly in
indefinite limbo, its box office total respectable but far short of the
tentpole ambitions that had once justified consolidating eleven knights into
one and shouting a whispered thought over an explosion.
His
own book, meanwhile, un-advertised, un-marketed beyond a single photograph and
a single podcast interview, was already into its fourth printing and still climbing.
At Harbour & Page,
Localad signed copies behind the same counter where he had once hidden the original manuscript beneath invoices.
Mrs. Alvarez managed
the queue without being asked and with powers she had not legally been granted.
“Right then, single line,” she
commanded. “And no filming while he eats. Two books per person unless you have a very compelling family tragedy to share with me.”
Meanwhile, Mr. Okafor, mainly there for a good nosey, stood near
the door, saying little and preventing chaos merely by occupying space with
moral density.
Purradise was still
climbing in sales.
Not because millions
had been told to care at once, but because one reader finished it and placed it
in another reader’s hands.
The scale was
quieter.
It was also larger in
the only unit Localad had ever truly trusted: people changed by pages.
He looked around
Harbour & Page.
The cracked bell
remained. The missing punctuation had finally been replaced, although Marjory
insisted on preserving the old letters in a frame labelled SURVIVORS. The shop
smelled of paper, coffee and rain.
On the shelf behind
the counter stood two copies of Purradise.
The first one, worn
and returned.
The newest, clean and
waiting.
Outside, the tide
entered the harbour without publicity.
Inside, the book
continued travelling.
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Chapter Twenty-Three:
An Underground Campaign
Localad prints thousands of copies of his
original unedited book to sell directly to real readers.
Three thousand books arrived in forty-two heavy duty boxes and
one huge existential crisis of spatial planning.
The delivery driver looked into Harbour & Page’s
back room.
"Mmm," he thought to himself. “Where do you want them?”
Localad looked at the surrounding shelves, the desk, the staircase
and the narrow passage currently occupied by a papier-mâché whale left over
from the summer’s reading programme.
“In a larger shop I think.”
They stacked the boxes from floor to ceiling in the shop's store room.
The
books arrived in early winter, three thousand copies. All stacked in boxes that
filled the back room of Harbour Page Booksellers nearly to the ceiling, and
Localad spent two full days simply unpacking them, stacking them on every
available shelf and surface the shop had on offer, feeling, with each box he opened, a satisfaction
that had absolutely nothing in common with the satisfaction he'd felt eighteen months
earlier watching a six-figure check drop and later clear at the bank.
He
put the first copies on the shop's own shelves, of course, in the New Releases
section beside the front window, right where a passing tourist or even a long time
local might see them. Purradise appeared in neat and tidy rows: matte black covers, plain serif title, Localad’s name. No Brick Holland.
No fire vortex. No promise that destiny had poor aim.
The first copy went on the shelf behind the counter
beside his father’s photograph. The second Marjory bought, despite Localad’s
insistence that she could have one.
“I am supporting a local business,” she said.
“You own a part share of the business.”
“Then I fully understand the ritual.”
Mrs. Alvarez purchased the third and began reading
during her lunch break at the diner. She finished four days later and entered
Harbour & Page carrying the book bristling with paper markers.
“They removed everything,” she announced.
“Not everything.”
“They removed the good everything.”
Mr. Okafor bought a copy for his granddaughter and one
for himself.
“I thought fantasy wasn’t your sort of thing,” Localad
said.
Mr. Okafor considered this. “Yes, quite right, but grief is.”
Within two weeks, the whole of Meridian Cove had read the book.
Even the retired schoolteacher who favoured
large-print mysteries bought one for herself despite the book being printed in
a font she complained, cheerfully, was "smaller than I'd like, but I'll
manage."
This was not literally the truth, but small towns
operate through a system of representative certainty. Mrs. Alvarez had read it,
which meant the whole diner had read it. The harbour-master’s wife had read it, which
meant the whole docks had read it. The retired teacher had read it, which meant the education authority had issued a ruling.
Word
had begun to move through Meridian Cove the way word moves through any small
town — slowly at first, then all at once, carried from the diner counter to the dock to
the checkout line at the grocery, until it seemed that everyone in town either
had a copy or knew someone who did, and everyone, it seemed, had an opinion
about how it compared to the film they'd all watched together at the multiplex
two hours inland.
"It's
so much better," Mrs. Alvarez told Localad, unprompted, ringing up her own
lunch order at the diner while Localad sat at the counter eating a sandwich. She was loud enough that three other tables turned round to look. "I mean that as a
genuine compliment to you, and also as an insult to whoever made that movie. Jasmine is
a woman. Did you know that? In the actual book, she's a woman."
"Actually,
I did know that," Localad said, hiding a smile while the rest of her captive audience took note. “I wrote her.”
"Well,
they should know it too."
It was Marjory who suggested, over dinner one night in late winter, that the local reaction was a story worth telling beyond Meridian Cove, and it was Marjory, too, who suggested the specific shape the telling should take.
Not a press
release, not an interview with a reporter, nothing that could conceivably be
read as Localad disparaging the film himself, but something smaller and a lot more
organic: a single photograph, taken on her own phone, an image of the shop's front window, with three thousand books stacked in a small, defiant pyramid beneath a
hand-lettered sign that read, in Localad's own handwriting, the same seven
words he'd put on the back cover.
This is the book. Not the movie.
She
posted it to her own social media account, which had perhaps four hundred plus followers, mostly other small business owners and people from town, with a
short caption explaining, simply, that the local bookstore's owner had written
the novel that the recent blockbuster movie was based on, and had just self-published the
original, unaltered manuscript, available now, only at Harbour Page Booksellers. There would be no
further commentary, no criticism of the film attached.
Our local bookseller spent twenty years writing the
novel behind the recent film. This is his original, unaltered story, now
available from Harbour & Page in Meridian Cove.
Priya reviewed the wording prior to posting. “It is factual,” she said.
“Almost aggressively so.”
The post was shared eleven times on the first day. Forty
by the end of the week. And then, in the way that these things
sometimes happen without any clear point of ignition (hint, hint), someone with a much
larger following, a book reviewer with an audience in the hundreds of
thousands, who had, it turned out, been one of the early, vocal critics of the
film's changes, found the post, then reposted it with a caption of her own:
THE ORIGINAL BOOK EXISTS. THE AUTHOR HAS ACTUALLY PUBLISHED
IT HIMSELF. JASMINE IS STILL JASMINE.
By morning, Localad’s phone had become a distressed
insect.
Orders arrived from three states, then eight, then
places that Localad only knew about, primarily from shipping surcharge manifests.
Harbour & Page’s website, built as a high school project years earlier by Mr.
Okafor’s granddaughter, collapsed under the new found surge in traffic and displayed nothing more than an error page
featuring a cheerful illustration of an open book.
He
called Marjory before he'd even had coffee.
"Did
you see —"
"Yes, I
saw," she said, and he could hear, over the phone, the particular
breathless quality of someone who had also been up half the night constantly refreshing
the same post. "Localad. I think this is actually happening. That book on your webby's error page is not only open,” Marjory
observed. “The thing is unconscious.”
Localad spent the rest of the day hurriedly packing
orders. He was good at packing orders. This was reassuring for him. Fame remained totally incomprehensible to him, but cardboard was real, it had hard edges.
Desmond sent Localad a text message:
Hey, I saw the post.
Localad waited. And a second followed.
The cover is right. No argument here.
Localad did not answer immediately.
Then he wrote: Hey, do you still have the first copy?
Three dots appeared, vanished, then returned.
I know, I know, I’m on it.
The next morning, a courier delivered a package from
Los Angeles. Inside was the original bound copy, the one Desmond had taken from
the counter eighteen months beforehand. Its cover was slightly worn. Several pages bore
faint coffee marks. A receipt still marked chapter three.
There was no note to accompany it.
Localad placed it beside the new copies. The book’s
first ever reader and borrower, had finally returned the book.
And all while outside, more and more people began queuing.
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Chapter Twenty-Two:
Back to the Roots
Localad flies home, buys his old bookstore
using the movie money, and sets up a printing press.
Localad flew home
three weeks later, in early autumn, on a ticket he’d booked himself. No studio
car collected him. No assistant sent an itinerary in six different colours.
Nobody texted to confirm his “ground transportation requirements.” Nobody held
a sign with his name printed at a size determined by his contractual
importance.
He chose his own
flight. He packed his own bag. He even selected his own seat, although the
airline charged him twenty-eight dollars more for the privilege of deciding
which part of the same aluminium tube he wished to occupy.
Localad found this quite luxurious. It was, he realised somewhere in flight over some mountains, the first
genuinely free decision he had made in more than a year.
The flight landed at
an airport two hours inland from Meridian Cove. Localad collected his suitcase
himself, rented a car himself and drove himself home, discovering along the way, that independence involved considerably more paperwork than he remembered.
Meridian Cove
appeared at the end of the coast road exactly where he had left it. This was
quite characteristic, as the town considered relocation very showy.
Localad slowed as he
came down the hill. The harbour spread beneath him, grey-blue beneath an autumn
sky. Fishing boats knocked against the same pilings with the same hollow wooden
complaints. Gulls circled above the waterfront conducting negotiations at a
volume normally associated with industrial disputes.
The traffic light still blinked yellow. The municipal clock remained seven minutes slow and therefore, in local opinion, dependable. The diner’s neon signage continued to fail every third breath, producing a rhythm of DINER, DINER and occasionally DINER with unusual confidence.
Mrs. Alvarez was
arguing with somebody outside the pharmacy.
Localad smiled. He had no idea what the argument was about. And he found this reassuring.
Then Gull Street curved towards the harbour. And there it was. Harbour & Page.
The sight of it
struck Localad more forcefully than the Hollywood premiere had.
He pulled the rental
car to the kerb and sat there for a moment with both hands resting on the
steering wheel.
The shop was not beautiful. It leaned. It peeled. One gutter sagged in the middle with the exhausted dignity of something that had been promised replacement during three separate administrations. The painted lettering above the window had faded unevenly. The sign’s missing punctuation remained missing. The window display contained four new releases, two books that had been new releases several years earlier and a handwritten recommendation card from Marjory describing one novel as: BETTER THAN THE COVER SUGGESTS.
The building had
spent generations absorbing sea air, pipe smoke, wet coats, spilled coffee and
sentences read silently by people who had nowhere else to go.
Hollywood had
possessed soundstages the size of aircraft hangars. It had possessed marble
lobbies, private screening rooms, executive dining rooms and conference tables
apparently made from trees individually interviewed before being felled.
None of them had ever
felt as good as this. It was his very own place in the world. Which was by no means the same as
saying it belonged to him. Not yet anyway.
Localad opened the
car door.
The bell above the
shop entrance gave its familiar cracked announcement before he had even reached
the pavement.
Marjory appeared in the doorway. She stopped. Localad stopped. They looked at one another for just a second or two, too long to pretend this was ordinary.
Marjory crossed the pavement. She held him.
Localad had imagined several things he might say at this moment. He had rehearsed some of them on the plane. His imagination, as usual, had been majestic in all its suggestions but was now completely unavailable for comment at the required moment.
“I’m home,” he
managed.
“Yes,” Marjory said
against his shoulder.
The hug continued.
A passing tourist fast approached, hesitated, considered as to whether this represented some local ceremony,
then stepped into the road to go around them.
Marjory eventually
pulled back. She studied Localad’s face.
“You look different.”
“Good different?”
“Tired different.”
“Oh.”
“But not the same
tired.”
Localad frowned.
“There are categories?”
“There have always
been categories. You had shop tired. Then writing tired. Then Hollywood tired.
Hollywood tired was particularly unpleasant.”
“What did that look
like then?”
“Like somebody had
been renting your face and wasn't getting their deposit back.”
Localad laughed. It had surprised him.
Marjory looked at him more carefully. “That,” she said.
“What?”
“That’s different.”
“What is?”
“You just laughed without
checking whether anybody important was in the room first.”
Localad looked through the shop window. “I feel different.”
“How?”
He considered it. “I think I remember who I am again.”
Marjory’s expression
softened. Only slightly. She still distrusted excessive softness on structural
grounds.
“Well,” she said,
“try to remain who you are now, for at least ten minutes before starting another
project.”
“I can do that.”
“No manuscripts.”
“Fine.”
“No publishing
plans.”
“Fine.”
“No film
adaptations.”
“Definitely fine.”
“No reorganising the
Fantasy shelves because you’ve suddenly developed opinions about genre
taxonomy.”
Localad looked through the window. “What have you done to Fantasy?”
“Nothing.”
“Those shelves look
different.”
“Localad.”
“I’m only observing.”
“You've been home
forty-three seconds.”
“I said I could
manage ten minutes. I didn't say consecutively.”
Marjory sighed. He remained project-free for six.
The manuscript was in
the drawer beneath the counter. The original. All four hundred and thirty-one
handwritten pages of it.
Localad stood looking
down at it. For eighteen months he had seen Purradise everywhere except
here. On scripts. On production schedules. On contracts. On studio whiteboards.
On call sheets. On posters thirty feet high. On merchandise prototypes. On the
side of a bus. And once, rather disturbingly, on a promotional beverage.
But here was the actual thing. Paper, ink, his own handwriting. The rubber band wrapped around it had gone brittle with age. Localad touched it and it snapped immediately. He stared at the broken rubber band before him.
Marjory looked over from the register. “Well,” she said. “There goes the original production budget.”
“It lasted twenty
years.”
“Then it had a better
run than most studios.”
Localad picked up the manuscript. “Did you read it while I was gone?”
“No.”
“Really?”
“It wasn't mine.”
“You could have.”
“I could also have
opened your post and worn your trousers but there are boundaries.”
“You'd look terrible
in my trousers.”
“I'd look better than
you do.”
“That seems
unnecessarily personal.”
“You've been away.
I'm catching up.”
Localad smiled, then
he carried the manuscript over to the chair behind the counter and began reading.
He read it over the
following week. The shop read it alongside him. The radiator knocked, the shelves
settled and the loose floorboard over in Poetry announced every visitor with a greater
reliability than the bell ever could.
Outside, the rain moved against
the windows and the sea breathed beyond Gull Street.
At night, after
Marjory went home and the last customer had been gently encouraged to remember
that private residences existed, the shop gathered darkness into its corners
while Localad further encountered his own unaltered sentences.
Jasmine was still
there.
Jasmine. Twenty-six
years old. A woman. Still carrying her dead sister’s sword through four hundred
pages of grief that never once needed to be shouted in order to be understood.
She was neither Brand nor Brick Holland. She had no opening battle. She had no market-tested villain. She did
not deliver a speech explaining her emotional journey while running away from
any explosion.
The knights were all
eleven again. Not five. Not three plus “a composite character.” Eleven of them.
All Gloriously inconvenient. Each had a history. Each had failed differently. Each
had reasons for falling and reasons, eventually, for rising.
The Wound remained
open. Nothing exploded inside it. Nobody defeated it. Nobody discovered it was
secretly a portal that could be closed by simply retrieving three enchanted stones in
time for the start of the third act. It simply remained. Because some wounds always did.
Localad reached the
final page shortly after midnight on Thursday. He read the last line.
The wound in the sky
did not close; it simply, finally, stopped being the only thing she could see.
He sat very still. Then
he read it again.
Localad wept. Not because the ending was perfect. He could see many things he could change now. A word here. A rhythm there. One adjective on page 217 that had apparently escaped parental supervision. But it was all his. Entirely his.
The next morning
Marjory found him asleep in the chair with the manuscript on his chest. She put
a coffee beside him.
Localad opened one
eye.
“You stayed all
night.”
“I finished it.”
“And?”
He sat up. “It’s good.”
Marjory nodded.
“No, I mean it.”
“I know.”
“It’s actually good.”
“I know.”
“Why didn't you tell
me?”
“I did.”
“When?”
“For approximately
twenty years.”
Localad took the coffee. “I thought maybe I’d remembered it wrong.”
“You did.”
His face fell.
Marjory took a book from the returns pile. “You remembered it as something that needed Hollywood to prove it was good.”
Localad said nothing.
“That,” she
continued, “was the part you remembered wrong.”
In other news, the film money had
already paid off the bank. And that, Localad had sometimes thought, was perhaps the one single adaptation choice that Hollywood had made, that had unquestionably improved the original storyline.
There was still money
remaining too.
Not an enormous
amount by Los Angeles standards. In Los Angeles, the remaining sum would
probably have purchased a modest kitchen renovation or approximately fourteen
minutes of a producer’s enthusiasm.
But in Meridian Cove, it
could change everything.
The building housing Harbour & Page had been leased by Localad’s family for three generations. His grandfather had rented it. His father had rented it too. Localad had also inherited the privilege of paying somebody else for the continued right to repair their plumbing. So he decided it was time to actually buy it.
The Title deed arrived on a
wet Tuesday afternoon. Localad stood behind the counter holding the freshly minted document in both
hands.
Marjory came out of the back room carrying a box of crime novels. “Well?”
“It’s mine.”
“The paper?”
“The building.”
“I know. I just wanted to
see how long you'd take.”
Localad looked around. “This all feels indecently adult.”
Marjory put down the box. “You own the leaking roof.”
“I do.”
“The defective
wiring.”
“All mine.”
“The upstairs window
that only closes during droughts.”
“Mine.”
“The boiler?”
Localad hesitated. “Unfortunately, that too.”
“What about that patch of mould
in the stockroom that's shaped like Wales?”
“I've always thought
it looked more like Belgium.”
“Yay, you own Belgium.”
Localad smiled. Then Marjory pointed upward.
“And the bell?”
They both looked towards the door. The cracked brass bell hung from its equally cracked mount.
Localad nodded slowly. “I may finally repair that.”
“No.”
He looked at her. “No?”
“No.”
“But it’s broken.”
“It works.”
“It sounds like a
teaspoon falling into a drawer.”
“It has character.”
“It has metal
fatigue.”
“It has tenure.”
“Marjory—”
“That bell survived
your grandfather.”
“Yes.”
“Your father.”
“Yes.”
“Three recessions.”
“Probably.”
“The internet.”
“Barely.”
“And Hollywood.”
Localad considered this. “That is a really persuasive résumé.”
“You can repair the
mount.”
“The bell stays?”
“The bell stays.”
They compromised by only repairing the mount and preserving the cracked bell. It was, Localad reflected, the
healthiest creative negotiation he had participated in for the last eighteen months.
Once the property was settled, Localad next called a short-run printer two towns inland. Marjory was standing beside him when he made the call. The printer asked what he wanted.
Localad looked down at the manuscript. “Three thousand copies of my book please.”
Marjory raised an
eyebrow.
“Exactly as written,”
Localad continued. “No changes. And I'll send you the manuscript to work with.”
The printer asked
about formatting.
“Simple.”
Cover design?
“Again, simple. A plain matt black cover with just a title and ‘a novel by Localad’ in smaller letters below it, ISBN
number and barcode on the back. I’ll sort the ISBN.”
Typography?
“Serif.”
“That's not very
specific,” Marjory whispered.
“I know what I like.”
“You know
approximately what you like.”
Localad waved her
away.
The printer asked
whether he had any endorsements.
“No.”
Advance praise?
“No.”
Comparable titles?
Localad paused. “Hell no!”
There was a silence at the other end. The printer, evidently accustomed to authors, tried again.
“What about
back-cover copy then?”
Localad had thought about this. He had spent several evenings considering blurbs. A sweeping fantasy epic. No. A breath-taking journey of grief, courage and redemption. Absolutely not. For readers who loved — He particularly disliked that construction. It sounded as though books could only be sold by introducing them as somebody else's friends or relatives.
“Localad?” Marjory
whispered.
“I’m thinking.”
“You've been thinking
for forty three seconds. The printer probably believes you've died on him.”
Localad picked up a pencil. Then he wrote: THIS IS THE BOOK. NOT THE MOVIE. He read it aloud.
There was silence. Then Marjory broke out laughing. Not politely, nor kindly, she laughed so hard she had to support herself against the counter.
“What?”
“That’s your complete
marketing strategy?”
“Yes.”
“Six words?”
Localad counted. “That’s seven words if you count ‘the’ twice.”
“I was speaking
emotionally.”
Marjory wiped her
eyes. “It's your strongest arithmetic yet.”
The printer was still
on the phone.
“Sorry,” Localad
said.
“That happens more
often than you'd think,” the printer replied.
Localad looked again at the sentence. “No quotes. No comparisons. No epic journeys. Just that.”
“Three thousand
copies?”
“Three thousand.”
Marjory folded her arms. “That's a hell of a lot of books.”
“I know.”
“What if they don't
sell?”
Localad looked around
Harbour & Page. For eighteen months, that question would have terrified him.
He had lived among opening-weekend projections, tracking numbers, audience
awareness, demographic quadrants and people capable of describing millions of
dollars as disappointing. Now he looked at the old shelves, the damp window, the
cracked bell, the manuscript beside him.
“Then we'll have
three thousand books.”
“That will make
moving through the stockroom difficult.”
“We've survived
worse.”
“We have?”
“And if they do
sell…”
Marjory waited.
Localad smiled. “Then we'll just have to print 3,000 more.”
She studied him for a moment. “That simple eh?”
“That simple.”
“No franchise
strategy?”
“No.”
“No cinematic
universe?”
“No.”
“No after-market merchandise?”
“Absolutely not.”
“But I was considering
mugs.”
Localad stared at her. Marjory held her expression for several seconds. Then smiled. “You're very easily fooled now.”
“I've had a difficult
year.”
They placed the
order.
That evening, after
closing, Localad and Marjory stood outside Harbour & Page together. The rain had
stopped. The street shone beneath the lamps, and beyond the buildings came the
quiet movement of the harbour.
The repaired bell
mount had held. The old cracked bell moved gently in the wind. Clink. - Teaspoon - Tool-box - Spanners - Existential doubt.
Localad looked up at the building. It was his building now. And it still felt awfully strange. Marjory stood beside him with her hands in her coat pockets. “What now?” she asked.
Localad considered
the question. For the first time in a long time, nobody else was waiting for
his answer. No executives. No producer. No lawyers. No journalists. No
audience-research department. Just Marjory.
“Tomorrow,” he said,
“I open the shop.”
“And after that?”
“I sell some books.”
“And after that?”
“Lunch, probably.”
“Wow, ambitious.”
“I've changed.”
Marjory smiled. “And the day after that?”
Localad looked
through the window at the shelves. At the counter where he had written Purradise.
At the drawer containing the manuscript Hollywood had bought without ever quite
understanding what it had purchased.
“I don't know.”
Marjory nodded. “Good.”
“Good?”
“You spent the last
year surrounded by people who always knew what came next. Not knowing should come as a relief.”
“They certainly
thought they did.”
“And look how that
turned out.”
Localad laughed quietly. Across the harbour, a fishing boat sounded its horn. “Do you think three thousand was too many?”
“Yes.”
Localad turned to her. “Well you could have said something.”
“I did.”
“When?”
“When I raised my
eyebrow.”
“That could have meant
anything.”
“Not after twenty
years, it couldn't.”
They stood in
silence. Not an uncomfortable silence. They had known each other far too long
for those. This was one of their older silences, the kind accumulated between
two people who had spent enough years together to understand that conversation
did not always require words and, occasionally, benefited enormously from their
absence.
The harbour moved
quietly beyond Gull Street. Marjory looked towards the water.
Localad looked at
Marjory. She noticed.
“What?”
“Nothing.”
“You’re staring at
me.”
“I wasn’t.”
“You were.”
“I was just looking in
your direction.”
“My face is in my
direction.”
“Yes, and that has always
seemed a bad way to organise....”
Marjory slowly turned
towards him. There was amusement in her expression, but something else too. Something a lot quieter.
Localad looked away. He had faced studio executives. He had sat opposite lawyers. He had walked a premiere carpet beneath several hundred cameras while wearing shoes that had cost more than his first car. But none of these experiences had prepared him for Marjory looking at him and waiting.
“You know,” she said,
“you never asked.”
“Asked what?”
“What happened here
while you were gone.”
Localad frowned. “I assumed you ran the shop.”
“I did.”
“And terrorised
customers.”
“Only the deserving
ones.”
“Reorganised sections
without consulting me.”
“Your filing system
was based largely on intuition and resentment.”
“It worked.”
“It worked for you.
Archaeology also works too, if you're prepared to spend over six months finding
something.”
Localad smiled.
Then Marjory looked
back towards the harbour. “I meant me.”
The smile faded. “What happened to you?”
“Nothing.”
“That doesn't sound
like nothing.”
“It mostly was.”
She pushed her hands deeper into her coat pockets. “I opened the shop. I closed the shop. I ordered books. I paid invoices. I stopped Mrs. Alvarez returning a cookbook because she disagreed with the author's attitude towards coriander.”
“Reasonable.”
“She hadn't even bought
it here.”
“Less reasonable.”
“I went home. I
slept. I came back.”
Localad waited.
“And every few days,”
Marjory continued, “you called.”
“I did.”
“At increasingly
ridiculous hours.”
“Time zones.”
“You once rang me at
four seventeen in the morning to ask whether Jasmine would ever use the word
‘destiny.’”
“She wouldn't.”
“I know. I told you
that.”
“You said, ‘If you
make her say destiny, I will personally fly to Los Angeles and beat you to
death with your own manuscript.’”
“I was tired.”
“It was useful
feedback.”
Marjory smiled. Then it disappeared again. “And then you stopped calling as much.”
Localad looked down. “I
know.”
“You started sounding
different.”
“I know.”
“Like every
conversation was being overheard by somebody.”
“Sometimes it was.”
“I know.”
That surprised him. “How?”
“Because I've known
you for over twenty years.”
“Twenty-three.”
Marjory glanced at
him. “You counted?”
“No.”
“But you just corrected
me.”
“That isn't counting.
That's accuracy.”
She smiled again.
Localad watched her smile disappear into the darkness between them. “I missed you,” he said. The sentence arrived before he could stop it.
Marjory became very
still.
Localad immediately wished language came with a retrieval function. “I mean I missed all this. Obviously. The shop. Meridian Cove. The harbour. The bell. Even Mrs. Alvarez, although I reserve the right to reconsider that once she speaks to me.”
“Localad.”
“And the weather. Los
Angeles has weather, technically, but it seems too professionally managed.”
“Localad.”
“And —”
“Stop!”
He stopped. Marjory looked at him. “You were doing quite well.”
“I panicked.”
“I noticed.”
“I meant it.”
“Which part?”
Localad swallowed. This, he thought, was totally absurd. He had written four hundred and thirty-one full pages about grief, love, loyalty, loss and the terrifying business of continuing to live after the world had altered itself beyond recognition. He had written speeches for actors. He had argued character motivation with strange people who used the phrase “emotional architecture” without any embarrassment. He had spent over twenty years surrounded by words. And now, when he need them most, he possessed none.
“You,” he said.
Marjory said nothing.
“I missed you.”
“I know.”
“You know?”
“Yes.”
“That seems unfair.”
“Why?”
“Because I've only
just worked it out.”
Marjory laughed
softly. “Oh, Localad.”
“How long have you
known?”
“That you missed me?”
“That I…” He gestured
helplessly. “That.”
Marjory considered
him. “Would you like the kind answer?”
“No.”
“About fifteen
years.”
Localad stared at her. “Fifteen?”
“Possibly sixteen.”
“And you said
nothing?”
“I've said many
things.”
“Not about this you haven't.”
“I once asked whether
you wanted to have dinner with me.”
“We have dinner all
the time.”
“I was wearing a
dress.”
“You own dresses.”
“I bought a new
one.”
“I thought it looked
nice.”
“You said it looked
structurally ambitious.”
“It did.”
Marjory closed her
eyes. “Oh, good grief.”
“What?”
“I have loved an
idiot.”
Localad stopped breathing. Marjory stopped too. The sentence hung between them. There are moments upon which entire lives pivot, although they rarely announce themselves properly. No orchestra arrives. No camera moves in for a closer look. Nobody had thoughtfully arranged the lighting. Sometimes there's only a wet pavement, a failing bookstore and a cracked bell moving in the wind.
Localad stared at
her. “You said loved.”
Marjory looked
suddenly alarmed. “I did.”
“Past tense?”
“Grammar is what
you're concerned about here?”
“It seemed
significant.”
Marjory sighed. “Fine.” She stepped closer. “I have loved a total idiot for approximately fifteen years.”
Localad's heart performed an action for which some profound medical terminology probably existed. “And currently?”
“Currently he's
making me regret the administrative burden.”
Localad smiled. “You love me.”
“Don't make it
unbearable.”
“You actually love
me.”
“I can stop.”
“No, I don't think
that's how it works.”
“You'd be surprised
what I can achieve when irritated.”
Localad laughed.
Then neither of them spoke. They were very close now. Close enough that Localad could see the tiny lines beside Marjory's eyes. He wondered when they had appeared. He then wondered how many of them he had caused.
“Marjory?”
“Yes?”
“I think I love you
too.”
“You think?”
“I've only had about
thirty seconds to process this.”
“You've had fifteen bloody years!”
“Apparently I wasn't
using them efficiently.”
“That has been my
general assessment.”
Localad hesitated. Then,
with all the courage of a man who had once signed a sixty-page Hollywood screen contract without properly understanding page fourteen, he slowly leaned towards her.
Marjory put a hand
against his chest.
He stopped.
“Before you do
whatever you're attempting to do,” she said, “I want one thing made absolutely
clear.”
“All right.”
“I am not your reward
for surviving Hollywood.”
Localad blinked. “No.”
“I am not the woman
waiting at home so the hero can go discover what really mattered all along.”
“No.”
“And if you ever
describe me as your happy ending, I will push you into the harbour and watch
you drown.”
Localad considered this. “What about an unresolved but cautiously optimistic final act then?”
Marjory just stared at him. “That,” she said, “I could tolerate.”
She kissed him. It was not in the least bit cinematic.
Localad's nose collided briefly with hers. Marjory laughed into his mouth. Localad nearly pushed the two of them backwards into a puddle. There were no fireworks going off, no earth quakes rumbling in the background. There was no swelling music, no conveniently timed shooting stars and no crowds gathering to cheer and wish them both well going forward. Instead, the diner sign across the street had completely lost its rhythm. A gull screamed something defamatory from a chimney across the road. And the cracked bell above Harbour & Page moved awkwardly in the wind producing the well respected sound of a silver teaspoon falling into an old rusty tool-box full of spanners.
Surely, if there was ever a need for a Hollywood re-write, then this should have been the perfect opportunity. For these two though, it was a perfect moment in time, it was theirs to affectionately look back on in the future.
After a while, Marjory stepped back. Localad looked slightly stunned.
“You really didn't know?”
“Know what?”
“That I've been in
love with you for years.”
“No.”
“Not even when I
stayed over?”
“You work here.”
“I don't work here.”
Localad frowned. “You don't?”
“I've been helping
you run the place for seventeen years.”
“Is there a
distinction?”
“Yes. One involves
wages.”
Localad looked
horrified. “Have I not been paying you?”
“I own thirty percent
of the business.”
“Oh?”
“You signed the
paperwork.”
“I sign things?”
“Yes,” Marjory said.
“We've established of late, that this is just one of your many weaknesses.”
Localad thought about
this. “So technically we're business partners.”
“We have been for
eleven years.”
“And now we're…”
Marjory waited.
Localad decided not
to finish the sentence. “Tea?” he said instead.
She smiled. “Tea.”
They walked towards
the door. The shop had not become new. Neither had Localad. There were still
cracks. Still leaks. Still things that could not be repaired without destroying
some part of what made them themselves.
Perhaps that was the mistake everyone had made. Hollywood too had seen something imperfect and immediately asked how it might be fixed.
Localad had spent eighteen months trying to explain that not everything unfinished was broken. Some wounds remained open. Some bells stayed cracked. Some people came home different. Some people, apparently, could spend fifteen years standing beside the person they loved most, without even noticing, which suggested that Localad's celebrated powers of observation had several important regional limitations too.
At the door, Marjory
stopped.
“What?” Localad
asked.
“You're doing it
again.”
“Doing what?”
“Thinking something
profound that you're planning to use later.”
“I wasn't.”
“You were.”
“I was thinking about
tea.”
“Liar.”
Localad unlocked the door. Marjory stepped inside. Then she turned, caught the front of his coat and kissed him again. This one was a lot better organised. When she finally released him, Localad stood in the doorway looking at her.
“Tea,” she reminded
him.
“Yes.”
“Localad?”
“Yes?”
“Come inside you fool.”
He did. The bell rang above him. The door closed.
Harbour & Page stood exactly where it had always stood: leaning slightly towards the sea, missing punctuation, carrying several decades of dust but now it was owned, finally, by the family that had spent three generations pretending it already was. Tomorrow there would be three thousand books to worry about. There would be customers, bills, leaks, the boiler and a stain the shape of Belgium. There would also be the complicated and largely unmarketable business of finding out what Localad and Marjory actually were to one another now that they had finally stopped pretending they were nothing. And there would be no sequel guarantee. No franchise rights. No options period. No further notes for revision.
For once, Localad
thought, not knowing what happened next felt less like failure than freedom.
The shop had not
become new. Neither had Localad, nor had Marjory. They had all, simply,
finally, become each other's.
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