If you are sitting next to a loudmouth, a jerk or just an irritating person on a plane, train or in a coffee shop, bus or cinema, it isn’t always easy to do anything about it.

Simply follow these instructions:

1. Say nothing, but quietly and calmly open up your preferred choice of equipment.

2. Switch it on.

3. Make sure the annoying person can see the screen without being too obvious.

4. Close your eyes and tilt your head toward the sky whilst making out you are in prayer.

5. Click on this link:

You can guarantee that they won’t stick around long enough to say goodbye!