10 years ago
MONEY TRULY ISN’T EVERYTHING !!
It can buy you a bed – but not sleep.
It can buy you a clock – but not time.
It can buy you a book – but not knowledge.
It can buy you a position – but not respect.
It can buy you medicine – but not good health.
It can buy you blood – but not life.
It can buy you sex – but not love.
So you see my friends, money isn’t everything, never has been and never will be. And quite often it causes real pain and suffering too. I tell you all this because I truly am your friend and I sincerely want to take away all your pain and suffering for you.
So send me all your money. Simply click on the donate button located at the bottom of this page and follow the directions. And in return I promise, I will do my level best to do your suffering for you.
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