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Posted at 13:31

Today, December 16th 2011 at 12:00 this afternoon (Australia time)....


'Yes' Optus finally buckled to what can only be construed to be a dose of common sense today and said 'yes' again to me entering their building. And it appears that the security threat that I once somehow posed them was somehow skilfully lifted from my shoulders (WTF?)


Sadly, the hat (see safe sex) was not so lucky and had to stay in the car. Just exactly who is it that makes these stupid decisions? 

I go back tonight to steal all the chairs MUWAHAHAHAHAHA (YEAH!!)

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4 Comments:

  1. dragonfly emerging said...
    16 December 2011 at 13:43  
    Oh dear... santa now has u on the naughty list...
    Andy Robinson said...
    16 December 2011 at 13:45  
    Hey it wasn't me emptying my sack for the kiddies... Just saying (walks away whistling)
    godders said...
    19 December 2011 at 09:57  
    LOL..what happened there...why they change the mind? Hat's can be used as weapons...think 007!
    dragonfly emerging said...
    21 December 2011 at 23:52  
    yes, luckily the hat wasn't seen by the security forces that deemed him a risk to our assets and network...

    i am a far bigger risk when i am in a MOOD

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