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We interrupt this blog to bring important news to the world... Today (11th December) was Andy's birthday again. Don't ask me why but it happens every year for some reason.
The day started off really well where a woman's love was well and truly pledged....
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| Could this mean Toy Story 4? |
And then there was Bacon. A food for the gods.... There really is nothing better in the world than half a pound of pig slapped between two random toasted rounds of bread, and I was given two of these beasts to munch my way through, (must be my birthday I thought) nom nom xxxx
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| mmm bacon... |
And then it was off for a nice peaceful day where friends got together over a drink and a meal at the Oxenford Tavern in celebration. The event was only marred by us being hurried by severe weather warnings (yes Australia has weather) and because of said weather warnings, we made our way back home via the Cheesecake Shop for a good old cake to round off the day with...
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| mmm cake... |
What more could an almost 50 year old 'Old Fart' really want or need for?
I'll tell you what....
I wanted sex and drugs and rock and roll, fast cars and loose women. Money to burn, houses to trash, yachts, bimbos, world domination etc.
But all in all it was still a good day. After all, last year all I got was socks. I'm obviously going up in the world. Good old Australia, YAY.
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11 December 2011 at 22:18
hmmm, my car is fast11 December 2011 at 22:54Is it a Holden ute?19 December 2011 at 14:44lol...am i still classed as a tourist??19 December 2011 at 15:05You tell her Godders... LOL19 December 2011 at 21:33Yes godders u r still a bloody tourist20 December 2011 at 08:47CHARMING!!
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